This is it folks. The day has come. Our brave Eagles may suck in the league but we are titanic destroyers in the FA Cup. We have eliminated some huge teams on our way to this weekend's semi final. On Sunday we face the Watford hornets who, like this image, will seem insignificant and feeble to the steely gaze of our boys in red and blue.
Experts are now predicting that we will remain in the Premier League for another season and I predict that we will be supreme champions of this historic cup competition which has been running since 1871. We have never won it.
For the first time since game one we finally have all our players fit and ready after a year of injuries have ravaged the team.
Please join me at Fado on Sunday at 10am. If we win this one, which we are slight favorites to do, we progress to the final.