You won't believe what I stumbled upon during the soccer summer break. Only another Eagles fan club here in l'il old Austin, Texas full of good lookin' ladies. We hit it off and have now formed a coalition. Our new name - The Austin Eaglettes. Not only will we sound and smell as good as we always have but now we will look ace too. My favorite is Miriam with the funny lips at the back. She's actually not pulling a funny face. That's really how she looks. So don't stare when you meet her.

And if that's not enough for ya - soccers back and it's gonna be better than ever!

The new 2016/17 English Premier League season starts tomorrow. There have been some massive changes at our favorite club during the summer months which will need intense evaluation and discussion over the upcoming games. We have some new eaglets under our wing and some old flightless birds have left the roost.

But maybe most importantly the new official uniforms are out and our away kit has been voted the best of all the premier league clubs. Feast your eyes on this banana bonanza