You heard it here first my friends.
A source close to Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew has leaked information suggesting our team's unbelievable run of form is mainly thanks to one thing - the Austin Eagles. The well informed insider concluded it was no coincidence that the stunning upturn in results coincided perfectly with the formation of our little group.
"It doesn't take a genius to put two and two together. The Austin Eagles ooze passion and
pride for their team out of every pore of their bodies. There's no way in hell that it couldn't have an effect on the team," he said.
The latest in the string of victories saw Palace thrust four past a woeful Sunderland with the mazy winger Bolasie grabbing an 11 minute hatrick. Opposition fans streamed out of the ground way before the end of the game realizing how pointless it was to dream of coming back against the unstoppable boys in red and blue.
The Eagles are now in 11th place out of 20 with only a few points separating us from eighth. Now you may think to yourselves "what good is eighth?". Well, with each position in the league at the end of the season adding $1.5 million to next year's coffers it will allow us to start next year with a bang.
Tomorrow we play West Brom. They have lost three in a row now and the result should be a foregone conclusion. Come and watch the magic.
Fados
Crystal Palace vs West Brom
9am Saturday 18th.